Dear Senator Franken,
PIPA and SOPA (House version) come about because big money interests like media companies buy political votes like human beings buy groceries at the store. Please stop wasting valuable political airtime on issues that are meaningless to regular humans and only of interest to non-human people like corporations and such.
Instead please put forth a constitutional amendment banning all direct and indirect contributions of money and time to politicians by every person who is not a human being. Also, please require full and prompt disclosure upon the Internet of ALL direct and indirect contributions of money to politicians and political campaigns. Do these things and you will get my vote again for sure. Such an amendment is the ONLY way to put a stop to political corruption and time wastage on issues like PIPA.
