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;HE ADD Help Facility

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Please be forewarned. A conversation by means of the ADD Help Facility could take days. But the outcome is guaranteed. If you speak to enough humans about your problem you will find some human living somewhere on the face of planet earth who will be able to help you ameliorate your problem in a sane and rational way.

I pulled the above quote out of the writing and drawing shown below. I cleaned it up some. But it gets at the idea enough to satisfy the notion of it possibly containing some patent claims. I don’t take the notion too seriously that the ;HE ADD Help Facility is the gold nugget of an idea that will make me wealthy. Before we make that decision let’s consider how it works.

So how does ;HE (the ADD Help Facility) really work. What are the steps involved for the human using their computer or phone:

1) Start ADD
2) Type “;HE” and press Enter
3) Fill out the form and in your preferred language(s).
3a) Make a written record of your problem, AND/OR
3b) Make a voice record of your problem.
4) Click or say “SEND”.
5) Wait by your computer and phone for the 20 minutes counting down on the timer.
6) Watch the processing statistics of how many humans it takes to sort through your problem and identify what it is and decide who best to handle it
7) Before the 20 minutes are up someone will have called you about your problem
8) If nobody calls it means the system is broken. There is no such thing as an unanswered call for help.

This idea is a relatively easy computer problem to solve. The problem actually scales well based upon geography. Please be fore-warned. This blog entry may disappear from the Internet at some future time.

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